introducing jaded

It has often been said that what the world needs now--even more than love, sweet love--is another blog run by a pair of cynical smartasses.

Thus jaded was born.

If all goes according to plan--and why shouldn't it?--this blog will enlighten, amuse, entertain, and somehow make its creators fabulously wealthy. Food will taste better, the air will be sweet and clean, and the world will be saved from the brink of nuclear destruction. We have to fine-tune the details a little, but that's our plan. And just wait until you hear about our "Guilt-Free Sex With Athletes and Supermodels" offer!

Of course, we won't be able to do any of this without your help. Keep reading, and more will be revealed as we go along.

(Note: jaded is not affiliated with, nor are its founders fond of, the Aerosmith song of the same name. It is well known that Aerosmith hasn't made a truly great album since Rocks, and that came out thirty fucking years ago.)